A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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