- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

A women in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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