- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

mitchell palmer sucks

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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