whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Justin Bieber

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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i like men but im not gay

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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69

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Amazing

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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