- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

PIED NINNY!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

A chicken walked into the bar...

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Do u take sugar?

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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