What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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Anti Joke

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