- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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