- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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