- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

I had a submarine.... once

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What is black and has no education A tire.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??