- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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