- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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