Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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