Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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