- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Womens rights

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

I hate blackniggers

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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