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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

a man walked into a bar....

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

The WNBA.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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