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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

what do you call your mom? mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

im saul and i love cock

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

You wanna see something really scary?

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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