A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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NEVER

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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