Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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nothing

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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your mum

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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