roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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do you have a wife?

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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