LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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ur mum

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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