Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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