- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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