- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Shea's sty....

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

knock,knock you suck

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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