- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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