How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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are you gay does your mom know

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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