- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A hill billy went fishing

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

I'm gay.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

whats brown and booky a book.

I have an idea! You leave.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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