- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Horse.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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