Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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I'm gay.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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whats brown and booky a book.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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