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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

THE GAME.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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