- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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