- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

joke under this line wins _________________________

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Cancer

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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