- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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An Aisian failed a test

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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