- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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