- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Connor is homo

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

How old are you? 7

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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