How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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