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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What's up? Your time.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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