An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

How old are you? 7

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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