- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

sweating like antoni with a girl

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

I was once a hamster.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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