- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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