Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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