- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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