q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Guess what? Bananas

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Massie is a fatass

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

[Set up] [No punch line]

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

2 black kids walk into school

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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