- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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