Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

who's a slut... you're mom

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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