- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

If youre African, why are you white?

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