A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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why did the blonde get caught shop lifting? she wasnt a very good theif

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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William wright is Gay

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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