What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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