What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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