- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

the power to turn magnetism into light

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

if got a joke if fogot it

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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