- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What? Why?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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