- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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