Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

chirs

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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