Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR S H I T STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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