A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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