Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Anti Joke

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