- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Know what's funny? Jokes.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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