- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

i am a dino. RAWR.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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