An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what's white and sticky semen

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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