Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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