- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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