whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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