There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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XD Jackass.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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