- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Poker face

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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