- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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