- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

how do you win a game try your best

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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