Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Im gay What about you

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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