A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Blacks

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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