- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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