What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

get in the car.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...