Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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