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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

I forgot what i was gonna say

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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