- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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