- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??