What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Christianity.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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