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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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