Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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the WNBA.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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