- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

women's rights

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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