What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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