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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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