- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Knock-knock? Who's there? I... I dunno I was planning on thinking of a joke before you said who's there, but I ran out of time.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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