Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Daniel is a fag

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

I once did something.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Hi, my name is Jake.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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