- Anti Joke

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

A midget walked under a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.