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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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