Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Ehh

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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