- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A Fat Kenyan

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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