It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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