What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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